Dinolad Destroyer of all things Sad


thefrogman:

There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored.

Artwork by Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr]


Via I'm not inclined to resign to maturity


moonflowerlights:

ninthtravelingman:

nealdk:

whatarefishfingers:

ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin:

theprettiestman:

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

thank you, history side of tumblr.

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

Thank you medical side of tumblr

(Source: subtubitles)


Via Of Violins and Benches


cloverthebulldog:

I am just girl on a stump.


Via A Stream of Consciousness


mylittlespambox:

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

ludfin:

batsbatsbats

I SCREAMED IM SO HAPPY

Bats bats bats!! I need them all!

(Source: felinekin)


Via no


pumpkinfili:

You can’t.

Gimli seemed fairly happy


Via On this blog we worship Thranduil


semiscaryspice:

A real comment I received on an essay shout out to my professor for proving academics, too, can be fuckboys





weloveshortvideos:

just a cat giving a presidential speech on ebola…


Via one by one, they disappear


herbshuttle:

sparklegenocide:

Oh you

biggest fuck you ever 

(Source: humortrain)



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simply because the word love isn’t written in your book.

(Source: alyses)


Via i rather score on sergio


prettyboyshyflizzy:

angry-hippo:

Enemies of the people, protectors of the rich, tools of the politicians. 

lmaoooooooooo

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picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises


Via no


animals-riding-animals:

cat riding pig


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